If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
If I got a text like this I would cry.
"It’s a good thing your mom isn’t here."
"Why? Mom likes protesting?"
"What? No, she loves chanting."
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013