Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.
The Chinese Christian cult that killed a “demon” at McDonald’s: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-28641008
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
….yall hoes. jus say “im finna go home” and jus go home what the hell
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
LOL OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
― Ellen Goodman
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days